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Posted by Stuart at 09:45 AM on July 30, 2003

Last night I received a very shocking email. Little did I know it would change my life, at least for the next few hours. It told me, in quite some detail for a short paragraph, that the Bush administration was involved in a huge conspiracy. At that very moment, one of those top-secret man-less drone planes was heading for the capital building with a small nuclear weapon. The plan, as diabolical as it was simple, was that the insuing "terrorist" act could be blamed on the "Axis of Evil" and the US could now go to war with anyone they chose.

Of course I was very fearful, not only for fate of mankind, but especially for myself, since I was at that moment just a few kilometers from the Capital Building in Washington, DC. As soon as I read the email and realized what it meant, I looked up at the sky, spotted the nuclear bomb carrying drone and in my fright started blindly running up a large hill.

All the way up this San Franciscan hill I would look back over my shoulder every now and then to see the drone circling the US Capitol Building. I ran faster. I noticed that the neighborhood I was running through was empty, with printouts of the same email littering the street. Apparently I was one of the last to know.

I finally arrived at the airport after a small adventure of crossing a small lake by sliding down an angled tightrope and rushed to the counter to buy a ticket to Chiang Mai. I hoped to myself that Chiang Mai would be far enough from Bangkok to escape the nuclear fallout.

But of course everything was sold out because everyone was fleeing to safety. I asked about bus tickets, and the response was that they were sold out as well, but if I took the bus to Sacramento, I could probably fly from there. I was still very nervous, but a bit releived. Sacramento it was, then.

And then I... I woke up.



Comments
Posted by: Bob W on August 1, 2003 2:17 PM

Sounds like the after-effects of too much ส้มตำ for supper!

Posted by: Morrie on August 1, 2003 6:16 PM

I was going to say "Must Have Been Something You Ate" or you've been seeing too many "Mars Attacks" type movies. Have a good weekend, and congratulations on your 1 year anniversary in the Land of Smiles.

Posted by: Stuart on August 5, 2003 12:33 PM

Oh I love spicy Thai food! Please don't tell me I have to stop eating it! ;)

Posted by: Beth on August 6, 2003 1:35 AM

think of it as .... the spicy food or whatever you ate was the catalyst in spurring on the creative spy in you, which only manifests itself in dreams of espionage and conspiracies that you find are really true and save the world!!!!! hahaha!!!!

Love you!!

Posted by: magpiie on August 15, 2004 3:59 AM

i had a similar dream a few weeks ago but i was in a small town called shipley in westyorkshire england.
leeds had been nucked and everyone was running into shipley to get away, i was at the foot of a hill looking back over my shoulder to where i could see the mushroom cloud, people were ok in shipley but i could sense a great loss of life on the other side of the hill. i've had similar dreams including one where i was telling a fireman i was ok even though the building i was in had been bombed,the fireman was running past me as i hid in the corner of a ground floor room that was almost rubble, he was looking for survivors. i woke up and remembered in great detail what i had dreampt. a few months later was september the 11th and came with it an over whelming sense of de-ja-vue. coincidence or are certain members of our species mentaly evolved to a deeper level than we are led to believe

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